* Good Morning *

Me: "It's a 3 pronged approach every morning, jump off the bed and wail continuously as loudly as possible. Jump onto the desk and paw through as many papers as possible. Lastly: paw repeatedly at the metal miniblinds begging to see out."

Glen: "Cats are terrorists. Fine, don't give what I want. I'll just be over here messing with your stuff."

Me: "That belongs on a t-shirt, though good luck getting a cat to actually wear it."