BOYS, and I do mean BOYS.

Women obsess over them way too much. We hate them but can't seem to leave them. Dating 21 year old "very very cute" Coast Guard guys is not a logical move, but somehow we can romanticize and justify it in our heads. It's not enough that our girlfriends warn us with big orange flags with flashing LEDs. You know, the same girlfriends who are there to hold our hands when the idiots break up with us later. The ones who can make good sane judgment calls because they're not emotionally involved. The guys can't take all the blame all the time, we really do need to accept responsibility for our own actions.

I'm off to adjust my limbic system.