This must be my lucky moon phase as Todai just called. It seems that they want to give me a free lunch for me and 10 of my friends/coworkers.

Parkay and Sunshine told me to throw a McDonald's sandwich out the window in the hopes that it would hit Prince Charming on the head. Our office windows don't open, perhaps a car window will suffice? Then again, I can't stand littering, nvm.

Mussels asked if Iwas going to be the next Pope, I said I'd settle for the opportunity to showcase my lack of athletic skills on Quest China that would lead to international commercial campaign to endorse Bandaids!