Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Rule #1, boys are stupid, allow me to provide examples:

  • A 33 year old who thinks that his "advanced age" allows him the privilege of ungentlemanly behavior towards women. And you're rooming with a 24 year old male who you're not related to?
  • A 31 year old who lived at home with his parents up until a few months ago who considers calling in sick as an acceptable form of resignation letter. Repeatedly. At multiple jobs.
  • A 27 year old who has been in the job market for several years now, but begs his little sister 3 years younger to not only edit, but compose his resume for him. Allow me to introduce the concept of grammar.
  • A 25 year old doctor to be who could have referred to his basic anatomy class to realize that the umbilical cord was detached years ago. I know your dialing finger isn't broken. Hiding your head in the sand and not calling is NOT an acceptable mature way of being an adult (regardless of what Mommy says).
  • A 24 year old who consideres high priced ponies under a hood more valuable than saving his pennies and establishing some independence. I see basement living in your future for a long long time.
  • A 21 year old who has sunk to a new food laziness low by eating frozen precooked chicken nuggets straight out of the bag....tasty! Chicken flavored ice.

Given these shining examples, it's obvious that age is not an indicator of maturity whatsoever. Be careful ladies, it's a warzone out there.


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